Apologies to ‘California’s Favorite Entertainer’, Mark Wenzel, who’s picture I stole in the making of this strip… You can see a video of Wenzel arsing about with a theremin here.

Speaking of air biscuits (or colon calamities - call ‘em what you will), a crack team of scientists are on the brink of stopping cow farts! Whether this will result in enourmous inflatable cows floating around rural areas remains to be seen…

They’re father and son organizing a secret birthday party for mom. Honest.

The Lolcat is one of those horrible Internet fads that inevitably gets stretched out so thin that you could wrap your sandwiches with it. Fingers crossed that our gun toting hero pulls the trigger in the next installment…I’m personally sick of all that piss-awful feline grammar clogging up the pipes of the Internet.

Apparently, there’s a real Frank Lloyd Jones that plays for Derby County. Sorry mate!

Hello Everyone. This is my first comic strip.  There are a lot of Internet comics around. Some are fantastic while others make me retch violently. So I decided to take the plunge and start one myself. I bet a few of you are wondering what the blazes ‘Smuggling Grapes’ could possibly mean. My advice to you is: Brush up on you euphemisms.